Showing posts with label Short Stories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Short Stories. Show all posts

Friday, January 21, 2011

The Bear Came Over the Mountain by Alice Munro



When I first started reading (or in this case, not reading) Alice Munro, I would read the first two pages and stop. I just didn't care about adolescent girls and nature, especially when the stories were more about the latter. But a few months ago, Ms. Munro published a story called "Corrie" in The New Yorker and it was absolutely fantastic -- especially great because it was four pages long, compared to her usual fifty page plus stories. I would post that one here on the J-List, but unfortunately super new stories are exclusive to New Yorker subscribers (ahem). The next best thing I've read by her is this: The Bear Came Over the Mountain. Unfortunately, this story is a big one, but I absolutely guarantee that it will stick with you for a long time. Johnathan Franzen wrote in a review for Munro's newest book, citing this exact story as an example of her excellence, her ability to craft true drama (and trust me, it's one big drop after another in this story.) Anyways, without further ado, here is the story:

Fiona lived in her parents’ house, in the town where she and Grant went to university. It was a big, bay-windowed house that seemed to Grant both luxurious and disorderly, with rugs crooked on the floors and cup rings bitten into the table varnish. Her mother was Icelandic—a powerful woman with a froth of white hair and indignant far-left politics. The father was an important cardiologist, revered around the hospital but happily subservient at home, where he would listen to his wife’s strange tirades with an absent-minded smile. Fiona had her own little car and a pile of cashmere sweaters, but she wasn’t in a sorority, and her mother’s political activity was probably the reason. Not that she cared. Sororities were a joke to her, and so was politics—though she liked to play “The Four Insurgent Generals” on the phonograph, and sometimes also the “Internationale,” very loud, if there was a guest she thought she could make nervous. A curly-haired gloomy-looking foreigner was courting her—she said he was a Visigoth—and so were two or three quite respectable and uneasy young interns. She made fun of them all and of Grant as well. She would drolly repeat some of his small-town phrases. He thought maybe she was joking when she proposed to him, on a cold bright day on the beach at Port Stanley. Sand was stinging their faces and the waves delivered crashing loads of gravel at their feet.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

The Kiss by Anton Chekhov

There's this Professor at University of Toronto that I've never taken a course with. He's a famous canadian writer as well as academic. Some students who have been with him have labelled him a misogynist. His course includes not only the story I'm linking on this website, but also Stanley Kubrick's Lolita, and Tropic of Cancer (a recurrent sex theme, seems to be happening.) Regardless, I met this Prof at the library the other day, and he recommended this story to me, and wow, it was pretty great. It deals with a sort of childish-teenage kind of sexual desire, yet the story is surrounded with beautiful language and awesome imagery of the surrounding country town that the characters are in.

Here it is (also, ignore the numbers on the website, those aren't chapter numbers):

At eight o'clock on the evening of the twentieth of May all the six batteries of the N---- Reserve Artillery Brigade halted for the night in the village of Myestetchki on their way to camp. When the general commotion was at its height, while some officers were busily occupied around the guns, while others, gathered together in the square near the church enclosure, were listening to the quartermasters, a man in civilian dress, riding a strange horse, came into sight round the church. The little dun-coloured horse with a good neck and a short tail came, moving not straight forward, but as it were sideways, with a sort of dance step, as though it were being lashed about the legs. When he reached the officers the man on the horse took off his hat and said:

http://www.eastoftheweb.com/short-stories/UBooks/Kiss.shtml#3

Friday, August 27, 2010

An Honest Exit by Dinaw Mengestu

A very interesting piece. I've been meaning to put it up for a while. I felt as if it did something very interesting with the idea of a character. The story revolves around this woman (or honestly I thought it did when I originally read it. But after hearing that Dinaw Mengetsu was in fact a man, I can't remember the gender the main character. I do pride myself on my thorough reading of things. Just the other day I was talking about The Great Gatsby with someone and I said: "Oh ya? Who was Mr. Wilson again?") That was a bit of a tangent. So ya, it revolves around this woman telling her Literature class the life story of her father, except she's making the entire thing up. The story makes the reader question the motives of the made-up characters within the main characters story, yet you also begin to question how the main character is coming up with this portrayal of her father. Blah blah blah, the story is sick! Here is the opening paragraph:

hirty-five years after my father left Ethiopia, he died in a room in a boarding house in Peoria, Illinois, that came with a partial view of the river. We had never spoken much during his lifetime, but, on a warm October morning in New York shortly after he died, I found myself having a conversation with him as I walked north on Amsterdam Avenue, toward the high school where for the past three years I had been teaching a course in Early American literature to privileged freshmen.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Extreme Solitude by Jeffrey Eugenides

Here is a great story I read in the New Yorker. I had sort of fallen behind in my issues of the magazine so this one is from a few weeks back. Anyways, I really enjoyed the story. It's about two university students who meet in a Semiotics class and fall in love (oooh omg!) But really, I just like any story that takes place in University and shows the mysticism of the campus and everything that is being learned. Such mysticism is greatly shown through the discussion of semiotics (a subject that I still don't really understand--its like a sub group of literary criticism/theory, yet it deserves its own department and program, blah, blah, its a confusing subject.) Anyways here's the first paragraph (and obviously the link to the rest is below):

It was debatable whether or not Madeleine had fallen in love with Leonard the first moment she’d seen him. She hadn’t even known him then, and so what she’d felt was only sexual attraction, not love. Even after they’d gone out for coffee, she couldn’t say that what she was feeling was anything more than infatuation. But ever since the night they went back to Leonard’s place after watching “Amarcord” and started fooling around, when Madeleine found that instead of being turned off by physical stuff, as she often was with boys, instead of putting up with that or trying to overlook it, she’d spent the entire night worrying that she was turning Leonard off, worrying that her body wasn’t good enough, or that her breath was bad from the Caesar salad she’d unwisely ordered at dinner; worrying, too, about having suggested they order Martinis because of the way Leonard had sarcastically said, “Sure. Martinis. Let’s pretend we’re Salinger characters”; after having had, as a consequence of all this anxiety, pretty much no sexual pleasure, despite the perfectly respectable session they’d put together, and after Leonard (like every guy) had immediately fallen asleep, leaving her to lie awake stroking his head and vaguely hoping that she wouldn’t get a yeast infection, Madeleine asked herself if the fact that she’d just spent the whole night worrying wasn’t, in fact, a surefire sign that she was falling in love. And certainly after they’d spent the next three days at Leonard’s place having sex and eating pizza, after she’d relaxed enough to be able to come once in a while and finally to stop worrying so much about having an orgasm because her hunger for Leonard was in some way satisfied by his satisfaction, after she’d allowed herself to sit naked on his gross couch and to walk to the bathroom knowing that he was staring at her (imperfect) ass, to root for food in his disgusting refrigerator, to read the brilliant half page of philosophy paper sticking up out of his typewriter, and to hear him pee with taurine force into the toilet bowl, certainly, by the end of those three days, Madeleine knew she was in love.
But that didn’t mean she had to tell anyone. Especially Leonard.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

The Girl Who Fixed the Umlaut

 For any one who's read The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, this parody written for The New Yorker will make you laugh your ass off. I was laughing out loud at work one day and I had to stop reading it halfway through, because I couldn't contain myself. I'm sure it would still be funny to those who haven't read the book, but it is like a perfect parody.


There was a tap at the door at five in the morning. She woke up. Shit. Now what? She’d fallen asleep with her Palm Tungsten T3 in her hand. It would take only a moment to smash it against the wall and shove the battery up the nose of whoever was out there annoying her. She went to the door.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

La Vita Nuova by Allegra Goodman


 Another awesome story from The New Yorker's fiction section. Here is the first paragraph:

The day her fiancé left, Amanda went walking in the Colonial cemetery off Garden Street. The gravestones were so worn that she could hardly read them. They were melting away into the weedy grass. You are a very dark person, her fiancé had said.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Lost Limbs By Arthur Bradford



I read this awesome short story in the New Yorker today, and I was going to link it here. But then I thought about how all the short stories I put up on the blog are from the New Yorker fiction section, so I thought I might put up another fun short story I read somewhere else. I actually really like this story, its a funny, quirky tale about a guy dating a girl who doesn't have an arm. Here's the first paragraph:

It wasn’t until my second date with Lenore that I discovered one of her arms was missing. Our first meeting had been a blind date, arranged by my brother’s wife, who had neglected to mention this arm situation. I suppose I’m not a particularly observant person. This is something I’ve been told on a number of occasions. Lenore wore a very well-made prosthesis, though, and I believe it was an understandable oversight on my part.

http://www.viceland.com/int/v16n12/htdocs/lost-limbs-251.php

Friday, April 23, 2010

Prefiguration of Lalo Cura by Roberto Bolano

New short story from new literary (and dead) sensation Roberto Bolano. Here is the first paragraph of a newly translated short story by him featured in The New Yorker:

It’s hard to believe, but I was born in a neighborhood called Los Empalados: The Impaled. The name glows like the moon. The name opens a way through the dream with its horn, and man follows that path. A quaking path. Invariably harsh. The path that leads into or out of Hell. That’s what it all comes down to. Getting closer to Hell or farther away. Me, for example, I’ve had people killed. I’ve given the best birthday presents. I’ve backed projects of epic proportions. I’ve opened my eyes in the dark. Once, I opened them by slow degrees in total darkness, and all I saw or imagined was that name: Los Empalados, shining like the star of destiny.


Wednesday, April 7, 2010

High School Redux

Funny personal essay in New York Times. Here's the first bit, with link below:

Paul was one of my best friends in high school, but we drifted apart after graduation. We weren’t good about staying in touch, and it had been years since we’d seen each other. I blew off my 20th reunion two years ago. Don’t get me wrong: I love witnessing the ravishing effects of time on bodies that aren’t mine; it’s just that you have to go through so much lame small talk to see the train wrecks. But I really wanted to know how Paul was doing. We were close once. It felt wrong that we’d gone through 22 years of life experiences without talking. If we reconnected, I wondered, could we still be friends? Does the raw material for friendship remain intact despite decades of separation?

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/04/magazine/04lives-t.html?ref=magazine

Friday, March 26, 2010

The Pura Principle

Recently read this short story in the New Yorker. An excellent little tale. Junot Diaz has a sick style, writing in an authentic sounding Dominican voice. Here is the first paragraph:

Those last months. No way of wrapping it pretty or pretending otherwise: Rafa estaba jodido. By then it was only me and Mami taking care of him and we didn’t know what the fuck to do, what the fuck to say. So we just said nothing. My mom wasn’t the effusive type anyway, had one of those event-horizon personalities—shit just fell into her and you never really knew what she felt about it. She just seemed to take it, never gave anything off, not light, not heat. Crinkled her eyes, maybe, or frowned, but that was it. Me, I wouldn’t have wanted to talk even if she had been game. The few times my boys at school tried to bring it up, I flipped. Told them to mind their own fucking business. To get out of my face. I was seventeen and a half. Smoking so much bud that if I remembered an hour from any one of those days it would have been a lot.

Monday, March 8, 2010

A Monster Lecture on Justice and Law by Friedrich Durrenmatt



I'm reading this short story/lecture/philosophical article/essay by this dude known as Friedrich Durrenmatt (picture above this.) I have an essay of his linked at the bottom. I haven't read the whole thing and I probably won't, though I recommend reading the first page and a half (start on page 74 'first story' or so I have linked, as it is a bit of a laugh. The story concludes with the prophet Muhammad being explained to by God his reasoning for the injustices Muhammad observes. Suggesting a sort of cosmic view of justice/injustice which Durrenmatt then goes onto discuss (his conclusion: I have no idea, I stopped reading to make this post. Can someone say procrastination!)


http://books.google.ca/books?id=4IwtDDSO554C&pg=PA73&lpg=PA73&dq=a+monster+lecture+on+justice+and+law+friedrich+durrenmatt&source=bl&ots=yxeX22wUdd&sig=_VZ2pQNjanINWCGtRoBf_LrUG84&hl=en&ei=cSGVS5CBC4_iNfuzmKsN&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=4&ved=0CBIQ6AEwAw#v=onepage&q=&f=false

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Saturday, September 12, 2009

The Road to Recovery






















Just read this hilarious article in the New Yorker, check it out. It will only take you a minute.


http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2009/08/24/090824sh_shouts_ozols